tv

Greta: Mommy, my brain feels mushy, do you want to feel it? Mommy: Why? Greta: I've been watching too much tv.

alcohol

Greta to Mommy: Mommy can I have a sip of that? (mommy's margarita). Mommy to Greta: No, this is a big people drink, like wine. Greta to Mommy: Why is it a big people drink, what does it have in it? Mommy to Greta: Alcohol. It makes little people crazy. Greta to Mommy: But I'm already crazy. Can I have some?